Nate (toiletsplash)

Race #1703

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Official speed 70.55 wpm (84.88 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 12, 2018 8:24:47am UTC
Race Finish October 12, 2018 8:26:12am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. forb1dd3n (54.14 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 109.36
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.