police (styrofoam)

Race #17

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Official speed 445.34 wpm (12.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 11, 2022 4:01:06am UTC
Race Finish June 11, 2022 4:01:19am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 638.31
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The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you.