Jimmy (jphan98)

Race #169

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Official speed 83.48 wpm (53.91 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 23, 2020 12:43:40am UTC
Race Finish October 23, 2020 12:44:34am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. d_us_vb (95.37 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 102.96
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.