Alexander (torphon)

Race #16888

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Official speed 79.74 wpm (86.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2019 3:33:33am UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2019 3:35:00am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 3. gel4ever (68.58 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 142.21
Text #3551001 (Length: 573 characters)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole! You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile, you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!