View Pit Stop page for race #166 by notaporkupine — Ghost race
View profile for Connor (notaporkupine)
| Official speed | 83.97 wpm (44.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 24, 2016 10:13:08pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 24, 2016 10:13:53pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. unmanbearpig (69.17 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |