LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (waffle_stomper)

Race #1636

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Official speed 97.70 wpm (36.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 5, 2020 6:43:10pm UTC
Race Finish July 5, 2020 6:43:46pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. caubelangthang (88.21 wpm)
3. jihadijulian (71.19 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 86.30
Text #87 (Length: 296 characters)

What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?