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Race #16342

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Official speed 117.65 wpm (41.21 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 29, 2020 3:50:57am UTC
Race Finish September 29, 2020 3:51:38am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. himajintyper (135.34 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 141.18
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...