David (insert_good_username)

Race #163

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Official speed 52.32 wpm (92.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 13, 2020 12:34:54pm UTC
Race Finish September 13, 2020 12:36:27pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. blazinrt (52.53 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 62.78
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...