really bad (reallybadew)

Race #159

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Official speed 115.12 wpm (39.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 29, 2017 4:14:01pm UTC
Race Finish September 29, 2017 4:14:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. bblaise (129.80 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 141.98
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.