View Pit Stop page for race #1568 by eat_my_dust_batches — Ghost race
View profile for Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches)
| Official speed | 92.74 wpm (50.20 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 21, 2021 2:45:51am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 21, 2021 2:46:42am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. scrubsworth (79.19 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 114.37 |
| Text | #4060269 (Length: 388 characters) On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge? |