ChimChimChim (chimchimchim)

Race #155780

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Official speed 103.01 wpm (47.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 4, 2019 6:25:50pm UTC
Race Finish March 4, 2019 6:26:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. cwilkinson (115.62 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 123.61
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...