πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ (daddy_mememaster)

Race #1551

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Official speed 56.42 wpm (79.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 28, 2020 6:49:19pm UTC
Race Finish January 28, 2020 6:50:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. velocity717 (59.09 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 69.59
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.