View Pit Stop page for race #1534 by tastiermite — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 104.31 wpm (40.38 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 27, 2023 4:54:14pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 27, 2023 4:54:54pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. mc0sta (86.94 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 107.78 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |