Moronic Typer (yong955143)

Race #1529

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Official speed 77.32 wpm (62.70 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 22, 2019 9:03:23pm UTC
Race Finish October 22, 2019 9:04:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. jewaffle (97.19 wpm)
2. relearner (84.14 wpm)
3. meep1003 (83.78 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 92.78
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...