Frank (frankxu)

Race #15269

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Official speed 105.04 wpm (42.84 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 30, 2018 12:43:32pm UTC
Race Finish September 30, 2018 12:44:15pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. remmie2k (98.46 wpm)
3. cygrnt (77.91 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 129.55
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.