Jerry (jlocke789)

Race #1460

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Official speed 65.01 wpm (69.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 4, 2020 8:32:02pm UTC
Race Finish May 4, 2020 8:33:12pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 4. wbelledge (58.32 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 80.18
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.