View Pit Stop page for race #1450 by pigdog435 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 68.18 wpm (66.00 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 4, 2018 5:30:46pm UTC |
Race Finish | July 4, 2018 5:31:52pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. froody129 (81.58 wpm) 5. darapsas (67.19 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 84.09 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |