incel named Chad (heterosexual)

Race #145

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Official speed 133.27 wpm (26.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2018 7:07:54pm UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2018 7:08:20pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 117.72
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And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.