LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (waffle_stomper)

Race #1435

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Official speed 87.45 wpm (61.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 29, 2020 6:11:21pm UTC
Race Finish June 29, 2020 6:12:22pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. oliveoilog (76.22 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 110.78
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.