Ezra (ezrablankmarks)

Race #139

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Official speed 58.50 wpm (82.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 1, 2018 12:56:51am UTC
Race Finish March 1, 2018 12:58:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 70.20
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...