Jay (jaygreen4th)

Race #135

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Official speed 61.95 wpm (72.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 12, 2018 12:23:58am UTC
Race Finish October 12, 2018 12:25:11am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. duyujie0817 (73.05 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 76.40
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.