View Pit Stop page for race #1331 by a_yellow_evan — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 77.57 wpm (115.25 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 9, 2020 3:43:43am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 9, 2020 3:45:38am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. shere_khan (83.12 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 192.64 |
| Text | #3550530 (Length: 745 characters) You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl? |