Ian (coolermaster)

Race #1326

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Official speed 74.82 wpm (56.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 10, 2013 10:45:57pm UTC
Race Finish September 10, 2013 10:46:54pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.