Jokūbas (jokstercube)

Race #1305

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Official speed 63.85 wpm (76.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 19, 2020 8:50:46pm UTC
Race Finish August 19, 2020 8:52:02pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. tamitall (88.52 wpm)
2. arctosa (70.11 wpm)
3. wango (64.74 wpm)
5. justayoshi (63.56 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.75
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