View Pit Stop page for race #13 by sauceinmyface — Ghost race
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Official speed | 88.53 wpm (47.58 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 8, 2019 5:48:34pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 8, 2019 5:49:21pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. prodz (73.53 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 91.48 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |