View Pit Stop page for race #13 by danggue — Ghost race
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Official speed | 83.56 wpm (50.41 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 19, 2015 9:03:14pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 19, 2015 9:04:04pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
Opponents |
1. salmonax (118.54 wpm) |
Accuracy | 90.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |