Carter sucks dick (ivortso)

Race #1256

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Official speed 85.98 wpm (42.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 10, 2017 5:49:05pm UTC
Race Finish June 10, 2017 5:49:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. vampyryk (114.71 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #84 (Length: 308 characters)

And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.