Give me ice (givemeice)

Race #1231

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Official speed 79.42 wpm (61.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 27, 2018 5:35:50pm UTC
Race Finish April 27, 2018 5:36:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. dawittymidget (96.45 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 95.31
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...