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Race #12

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Official speed 91.17 wpm (53.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 15, 2021 2:31:55am UTC
Race Finish July 15, 2021 2:32:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. mercy_13 (70.18 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.44
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.