James (jamesofnet)

Race #1183

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Official speed 70.25 wpm (69.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 23, 2017 8:55:31pm UTC
Race Finish February 23, 2017 8:56:41pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.