sheep (theonesheep)

Race #11677

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Official speed 79.80 wpm (66.01 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 26, 2020 3:01:41pm UTC
Race Finish August 26, 2020 3:02:47pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jealousjammy (84.97 wpm)
3. kickbull (74.00 wpm)
4. speedweeweeman (61.44 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 106.39
Text #4070233 (Length: 439 characters)

Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.