venky (venkywonka)

Race #1167

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Official speed 58.02 wpm (77.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 29, 2019 8:50:02am UTC
Race Finish November 29, 2019 8:51:20am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. dirodoku (78.33 wpm)
3. gimape07 (71.68 wpm)
4. rjnal (65.69 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.56
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.