View Pit Stop page for race #115 by four_cigarettes — Ghost race
View profile for Jake (four_cigarettes)
| Official speed | 81.87 wpm (59.95 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | November 23, 2015 5:26:38pm UTC |
| Race Finish | November 23, 2015 5:27:38pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. hazelthebear (91.27 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |