View Pit Stop page for race #1140 by suzakucrono — Ghost race
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Official speed | 82.46 wpm (88.48 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 29, 2023 12:20:31pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 29, 2023 12:22:00pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. c00k1e (89.70 wpm) 2. kiburikikiam (88.72 wpm) 4. viscoseta (80.60 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 138.80 |
Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |