View Pit Stop page for race #1114 by ghettohomeboi — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 114.92 wpm (36.65 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | February 23, 2011 1:05:11am UTC |
| Race Finish | February 23, 2011 1:05:48am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. kimba (116.38 wpm) 3. skpvwls (91.82 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |