View Pit Stop page for race #1093 by nunyobusiness — Ghost race
View profile for David (nunyobusiness)
Official speed | 91.10 wpm (53.87 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 7, 2015 4:10:01pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 7, 2015 4:10:55pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Opponents |
1. potatozard (117.35 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |