Alisher (ollyysh)

Race #1081

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Official speed 68.15 wpm (66.03 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2020 4:17:58am UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2020 4:19:04am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. neurosepsis (68.14 wpm)
4. coreygallagher1194 (48.33 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 84.05
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.