Iron man (nightwolfdd)

Race #10559

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Official speed 126.81 wpm (36.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 17, 2019 4:35:31pm UTC
Race Finish February 17, 2019 4:36:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jessegarcia (137.07 wpm)
3. bornzor (116.89 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 156.40
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?