View Pit Stop page for race #1054 by stark_ — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 100.07 wpm (42.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 8, 2017 12:36:25pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 8, 2017 12:37:07pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 103.40 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |