FreeHongKong (aquaficial)

Race #10302

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Official speed 95.06 wpm (47.34 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 5, 2020 4:50:24pm UTC
Race Finish April 5, 2020 4:51:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. anthonytom (97.28 wpm)
4. bakerman144 (73.79 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.24
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.