View Pit Stop page for race #1018 by deeeegz — Ghost race
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Official speed | 59.40 wpm (70.91 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 25, 2021 7:45:15am UTC |
Race Finish | May 25, 2021 7:46:26am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 61.38 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |