View Pit Stop page for race #100 by gitpwnednub — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 78.40 wpm (111.58 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | February 25, 2019 4:48:42pm UTC |
| Race Finish | February 25, 2019 4:50:33pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 185.56 |
| Text | #4060268 (Length: 729 characters) I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs. |